Monday, February 6, 2012

I put a spell on you!!!

Alright time for some fun boys and girls. I thought since the intensity of the Valentines day is approaching we could explore the magical side of love. I'm not meaning what your thinking i am referring to love spells. I thought it would be interesting to explore the dark side.

Easy love spell
Ingredients: Pen, white paper, pink candle and one aching hungry heart.
When: Friday night.
Procedure: Light the candle and write on the paper your first name and your lovers last name. draw a circle around the names and focus on what you want for you two. Once you have thought about it good and hard chant three times "Our fate is sealed, We are one, So mote it be, It is done!". Think about your loved one for fifteen minutes at least while watching the candle. Repeat for seven days each night.

I think it may just be me but i find this ritual a little creepy and a bit like my seventh grade notebooks. His name my name me drooling about him. I think i was just missing the pink candle.

Here is a more discrete love spell.
Ingredients: one white votive candle
When: Friday night because you don't have a date anyways.
Procedure: Light the candle  and proceed to chant "May this flame of passion burn within your heart, from me you will not part with harm to none so mote- it is done!". Now for the boring part sit and think about your love until the candle burns out. DON'T HELP IT ALONG!!

I find this a little less creepy. It is more asking a little bit of permission the will of the lover to bend your way.

Making Prince charming
This one is all about mind power so your like a Jedi but your using the force for ridiculous purposes.  I believe there should be a force patrol officer. Yoda would suffice. Alright here is the procedure: Create a visual in your mind of your perfect mate and think about it constantly. Make a relationship collage of of aspects in a relationship that are important to you. Visualize your future with them. Write everything down add your needs and wants. Put it where you will often see it like on the cover of "The Notebook" or possibly the chocolate ice cream inside your freezer. Focus on it often devote all your energy to it say it out loud etc. You will be so caught up in the list that you will find everything or absolutely nothing in the next person you meet.

How to be a gold digger witch style
Ingredients: 1 gold colored candle, benzonin oil, white sugar and a string of pearls.
When: Thursday on a full moon
Procedure: roll the candle in oil and sugar and dry. Place in a candle holder and wrap the pearls around the bottom. Light the candle and chant " Show your love in ways I can see with harm to none, so mote it be!".

Valentines themed spell
Ingredients: One valentines day card, pen, one candle ( red or pink) and one underwear drawer.
When: Valentines day
Procedure: Write name and desire on card. Use the candle to seal the envelope with wax. Put it in your undie draw and wait four months.

Here is your last treat kids and it is a doozy.

How to make Zac Eferon love you..i'm sure this would work with Justin Beiber also....FACE PALM
Ingredients: Photos of Zac/Justin, Zac/Justin doll, a photshopped picture of you two together, a tea candle/male shaped candle, anointing oil and a rose quartz crystal.
When: After watching high school musical.
Procedure: carve into the candle or write on a paper Blank(whom ever you obtained a doll and pictures of) loves Your name. Create an alter using the items. Hold the crystal in your hands and proceed to dance like an idiot around the altar. Make sure you have locked the doors and are blasting the beloveds music.  Chant three or more times " ZAC EFERON (change if needed)...Oh, your gorgeous face I wish to hold you in my sweet embrace. May the goddess bring your soul to me because you and i were meant to be.So mote it be!"  Let the candle burn for thirty minutes after and concentrate on loving your hunk. Blow it out and wear the crystal until you meet your man....NEVER.

If you take offense to any of this oh well. It is interesting what people are willing to do for love. It makes me question the power it actually holds over the world and why. If you would like more love spells here is the resource of where i found all the ones posted. Have fun and enjoy don't take these things to seriously. http://www.everythingunderthemoon.net/love-spells.htm







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